"The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."

"Too bad ignorance ain't painful."

"I like to burn things."

The Amiga is coming back!! Where do I sign?

Synchronized Insanity

"Friends don't let friends play like Yngwie."

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"He knelt down in the middle of the square, bowed down to the earth, and kissed that filthy earth with bliss and rapture. He got up and bowed down a second time."

Sheena, get in the glowing green square.

"This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"???"

"If only you could see the things I've seen with your eyes"

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." -Ashleigh Brilliant

paranoia, n.: A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #18: C- This language was named for the grade received by its creator when he submitted it as a class project in a graduate programming class. C- is best described as a "low-level" programming language. In fact, the language generally requires more C- statements than machine-code statements to execute a given task. In this respect, it is very similar to COBOL.

"What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright"

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"

"Everyone deserves a second chance...just not you."

"Time is the fire in which we burn."

"...and now we see: religion is just synthetic frippery"

"If violence doesn't solve your problems, then you're not using enough of it." - Anonymous

"Well, at least I can see my floor now..."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Vader

"It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting!"

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.